ha shabd aikala kee poorvee mala daay + eeteeng mhanaje “khaoon khaoon
mara”…daayateeng ase vaataayache :) ekhaada maanoos daayateeng
karatoy he aikale kee mala phud vharses main cha episod najaresamor
yaayacha.maajhan vajan he nehemeech yo-yo pramaane khaalee var hot
asate. pratyek goshtee madhe mee aarambhashoor asalyaane niyamit pane
vyaayaam aani daayateeng cha aarambh karaayacho.pan nantar lavakarach
sagalan band vhaayachan. kaahee divas – havan tar mahine mhana , roj
sakaalee phirane, vagaire na chukata vhaayache, itake niyameet kee
paavasaalyaat pan chhatree gheoon phiraayala jaayacho mee:)koneehee paha
uthasuth daayat ya vishayaavar bolat asato. kadhee taree ekhaadee
paint kambarevar ghatta vhaayala laagalee kee mag aapalan vajan
vaadhalany aani aata daayat suru karanyaachee vel aalelee aahe ase
samajoon svatahch kaahee taree daayat plain karaayacha , aani kaahee
goshtee khaanan band karaayache, ashee toom aalelee aahe.
tumhee ekada dikliar kelan kee mee daayat karanaar! kee tumache sagale hitashatroo aani mitr ekatr yeoon tumhee kaay khaave aani kaay khaoo naye yaachee yaadee deteel. ekhaada khaas mitr nakkeech tumhaala janaral motars chya daayat plaanachee kopee deeel:) ha daayat plaan kaay aahe te net var shodha- saapadel !
samaja tumhee daayateeng karat naahee, aani tumache he daayateeng suru kelel mitr tumhaala hamakhaas ekhaadee khoop joonee vagaire paint ghaatalele disateel, aani mag tumhee disalaat, kee are maajhee hee paint paach varsh joonee aahe bagh, aata hote aahe mala ( mhanaje mee daayteeng suru karoon vajan kamee kelele aahe , tenvha too pan mala mhan” kee tumhe vajan kamee jhaalele aahe re mhanoon” ) pan , mee maatr agadee makhkh chehera karoon assan hoy! ase mhanoon gapp basato:)
aamachya lahaanapanee ekhaada chhaan gubagubeet shareer yashteecha mulaga disala, kee chhaan tabyet aahe ase mhatale jaayache, aani ekhaada paapyaacha pittar disala kee ” kaay re ? asa sudaama ka jhaalaay tujha? aaee baap khaoo ghaalat naaheet ka?” ashee vaaky hamakhaas kaanee padaayachee. aata aathavalan kee baran vaatatan , kee mee pan tenvha agadeech baareek hoto- paapyaachan pittar mhanaavan havan tar! baareek shareer yashteechee mala khoop laaj vaataayachee.mee shakyato phakt phul slivhj sharts vaaparaayacho. tee shart tar kadheech naahee. kaay divas hote naahee? aata mee pot disatan mhanoon tee shart taalato .
hallee vajan vaadhale mhanaje aata haart ataik yeoon aapan maranaar ase vichaar tumachya manaat bharavanyaache kaam saphola, ots, kelogj , vagaire chya jaahiraatee niyameet pane karat asataat. hya jaahiraatee keval tumheech naahee, tar tumachee baayako pan pahaat asate, tyaamule aapalya navaryaache vajan vaadhalele disale kee ticha svatahcha daayat plaan tumachya saathee suru karate. ek divas sakaalee ots kinva braun bred vith lo kail batar aalee kee samjaave kee aapale yete kaahee divas taree dhadagat naahee! matakee , mug, shepoo, paalebhaajya, vagaire sagalya tumachya paanaat padane suru honaar yaachee kalpana yete.aso “maajhe daayateeng” ha hya lekhaacha vishay nasalyaane ya baabat phaar kaahee liheet naahee.
daayateeng karanaaryaanchya mate, god yaancha shatroo nambar ek. ekhaadya divashee tumhee tapareevar chaha maaraayala gela, aani tithe daayateeng suru kelela tumacha mitr sobat asel tar to tumhaala shahaanapana nakkeech shikavanaar. divas bharaat 10 kap chaha mhanaje 20 chamache saakhar , kee javalapaas paav kilo bharate mhanoon bina saakharecha chaha ghe vagare vagaire. saakhar chaha madhe ghetalee naahee, mhanoon mag aata ekhaada vaatee shreekhand, kinva don gulaabajaam kinva don tin rasagulle khaayala kashee harakat naahee ase he lojik pan patavoon denyaacha prayatn karato. aavara mhanaayachee ichchha asate pan mhanata yet naahee mitr aahe mhanoon .:)
daayat vaalyaancha dusara shatroo mhanaje tel ! bhaajee madhe tel disale kee hyaanchya kapaalaavar aathya! chyaayala kasala deshee kuk aahe yaancha mhanoon tya hotelacha uddhaar! aata tumhee samaja saavajee kinva panjaabee ( othenteek mhanatoy mee, shettee kadale panjaabee naahee ) maagavale tar tya dish madhe padaarth ha telaat budalelaach asanaar na? . kimbahoona saavajee paaya karee/chikan karee var jar telaacha tavang nasel tar tee tumhee khaoo shakaal ka? bare dusaree gosht mhanaje talalele chakalee samosa vagaire haataat gheoon , aapalee koradee botan daakhoon are tyaat tel ajibaat naahee ase mhanoon binadhaast khaanaare ashee pan ek daayateeng vaalyaanchee jamaat aahe.
gharee papee vagaire pan ophis madhe gelyaavar mast paikee kek vagaire cha phadasha paadanaare, kinva ruph top var jaoon khaadaadee karanaare pan kaay daayatars asataat . :)daayateeng vaalyaampaikee ekhaada mitr asala kee to “saavajee chikan, tel kam, tikha kam ” ashee ordar denaar he nakkee. jevaayala basalyaavar tumachya mast testee dish kade baghoon – are baapare kitee tel he.. mhanoon tumachya khaanyaachya aanandaala grahan laavaayala tayaar . asha lokaankade soiskar pane durlaksh karata aale paahije. maajhe vadeel vay varsh 87 kityek varsh sakaalee uthalyaavar ardhee vaatee saajuk tupaat budavoon thevalele chaar khajoor aani kap bhar doodh roj ghyaayache, tyaanchyaakade paahile kee mala khoop dheer yeto -aani mee toop vagaire band karat naahee.hotel madhe sakaalachya brekaphaast baphe chya veles do andeka omalet sirph eg vhaeet ka banao, aur kam tel me .. ase kalakaleene saanganaara ek taree hamakhaas disatoch .proteens sagale eg yello madhe asataat, te vaeet asa samaj ka aahe- he mala taree samajalele naahee. salaamee , sosejes la ajibaat haat na laavata ekhaada maanoos brekaphaast baphe madhe idalee chya stol kade valala kee ha daayat vaala he shapathevar saangaayala mee tayaar aahe. he sagale daayat karanaare tumachya bharalelya dish kade pahaat svatahchya samorache phalan, korn phleks, idalee saarakhe nagany padaarth kase base sampavat asataat.
jevaayala gelyaavar tumhee old mank ghenaar, tar tumache he mitr daayat biar ghenaar. tumhee krispi vhej, matan kabaab vagaire ghenaar tar ghe maatr tumachya dishakade aashaalabhoot panai pahaat aapale samorache sailad aani chana boild khaat basanaar. daayateeng karanai mhanaje svataadan karane he yaanche prinsipal asate. aho ekhaada pis chikanacha ghetala, kinva ekhaad don pis krispee vhej che ghetale tar kaay harakat naahee?? pan naahee, jevanaatalee sagalee maja ghaalavaayachee ha changach yaannee baandhalela asato.are svatah nasel khaayachan nako khaoo, pan aamhaala ka chhalatos re baaba?
kaay chaalate aani kaay naahee yaache kaahee daayateeng karanaaryaanche ek khaas tantr asate. mee jenvha daayateeng karaayacho tenvha maajhe daayateeng rulas hote.. jase jenvha tumhee svayampaak gharaat jaoon dabe ughadata aani tumhaala khaataana konee pahaat naahee, tenvha tya vastoo madhe ajibaat kailaree nasataat.
kichan otya javal baayako bhajee vagaire talat asataanna tyaatalee chaar don bhajee khaallee taree pan tya madhe kailaree nasataat, kaaran baayakochya koments moole tya padaarthaateel kailareej angee laagat naaheet- aani tyaane vajanahee vaadhat naahee..
tumhee jenvha dusarya maanasaasobat khaayala basata, tenvha jar tyaane tumachya peksha jaast khaalle tar , tumachya kailaree kaunt hot naaheet.
aushadh mhanoon ghetalelya goshteemmadhalee kailaree ajibaat kaunt hot naahee, jase vaeen, braindee, kinva khokala jhaala mhanoon ghetalele don peg:) .
sinema pahaayala gelyaavar chijh popakorn ek tab gheoon shejaaree basalelya baayakochya pudhyaat theoon tyaatale aapan khaalle taree pan tyaatalya kailaree kaunt hot naaheet.:)
mulaanchya bredala batar laavanyaasaathee muddaam chamacha ( suree na vaaparata , kaaran bredala laavalyaavar sureela kaaheech chikatoon rahaat naahee na ..) vaaparalyaane tyaala chikatalele batar /jaam /lonache/sos vagaire goshteemmadhe ajibaat kaahee kailaree nasataat.
aso.. maajhya daayateeng var ha lekh naahee:) maajhya olakhee madhale maagachya varshaat ek mitr maran paavale. vayaachya 52 vya arshee strok ne to gela. ha agadee barobar vajan asanaara, tel toop vagaire na khaanaara, asa praanee hota. mala nehemee too nakkee ulathanaar aahes leka, he asech khaat rahaasheel tar mhanoon samaj denaara svatahch gela . :( itakan sagalan paalalan taree pan jar tyaala haart ataik yeoo shakato tar……!! he paahile aani mee daayateengacha naad sodalaay.
tumhee ekada dikliar kelan kee mee daayat karanaar! kee tumache sagale hitashatroo aani mitr ekatr yeoon tumhee kaay khaave aani kaay khaoo naye yaachee yaadee deteel. ekhaada khaas mitr nakkeech tumhaala janaral motars chya daayat plaanachee kopee deeel:) ha daayat plaan kaay aahe te net var shodha- saapadel !
samaja tumhee daayateeng karat naahee, aani tumache he daayateeng suru kelel mitr tumhaala hamakhaas ekhaadee khoop joonee vagaire paint ghaatalele disateel, aani mag tumhee disalaat, kee are maajhee hee paint paach varsh joonee aahe bagh, aata hote aahe mala ( mhanaje mee daayteeng suru karoon vajan kamee kelele aahe , tenvha too pan mala mhan” kee tumhe vajan kamee jhaalele aahe re mhanoon” ) pan , mee maatr agadee makhkh chehera karoon assan hoy! ase mhanoon gapp basato:)
aamachya lahaanapanee ekhaada chhaan gubagubeet shareer yashteecha mulaga disala, kee chhaan tabyet aahe ase mhatale jaayache, aani ekhaada paapyaacha pittar disala kee ” kaay re ? asa sudaama ka jhaalaay tujha? aaee baap khaoo ghaalat naaheet ka?” ashee vaaky hamakhaas kaanee padaayachee. aata aathavalan kee baran vaatatan , kee mee pan tenvha agadeech baareek hoto- paapyaachan pittar mhanaavan havan tar! baareek shareer yashteechee mala khoop laaj vaataayachee.mee shakyato phakt phul slivhj sharts vaaparaayacho. tee shart tar kadheech naahee. kaay divas hote naahee? aata mee pot disatan mhanoon tee shart taalato .
hallee vajan vaadhale mhanaje aata haart ataik yeoon aapan maranaar ase vichaar tumachya manaat bharavanyaache kaam saphola, ots, kelogj , vagaire chya jaahiraatee niyameet pane karat asataat. hya jaahiraatee keval tumheech naahee, tar tumachee baayako pan pahaat asate, tyaamule aapalya navaryaache vajan vaadhalele disale kee ticha svatahcha daayat plaan tumachya saathee suru karate. ek divas sakaalee ots kinva braun bred vith lo kail batar aalee kee samjaave kee aapale yete kaahee divas taree dhadagat naahee! matakee , mug, shepoo, paalebhaajya, vagaire sagalya tumachya paanaat padane suru honaar yaachee kalpana yete.aso “maajhe daayateeng” ha hya lekhaacha vishay nasalyaane ya baabat phaar kaahee liheet naahee.
daayateeng karanaaryaanchya mate, god yaancha shatroo nambar ek. ekhaadya divashee tumhee tapareevar chaha maaraayala gela, aani tithe daayateeng suru kelela tumacha mitr sobat asel tar to tumhaala shahaanapana nakkeech shikavanaar. divas bharaat 10 kap chaha mhanaje 20 chamache saakhar , kee javalapaas paav kilo bharate mhanoon bina saakharecha chaha ghe vagare vagaire. saakhar chaha madhe ghetalee naahee, mhanoon mag aata ekhaada vaatee shreekhand, kinva don gulaabajaam kinva don tin rasagulle khaayala kashee harakat naahee ase he lojik pan patavoon denyaacha prayatn karato. aavara mhanaayachee ichchha asate pan mhanata yet naahee mitr aahe mhanoon .:)
daayat vaalyaancha dusara shatroo mhanaje tel ! bhaajee madhe tel disale kee hyaanchya kapaalaavar aathya! chyaayala kasala deshee kuk aahe yaancha mhanoon tya hotelacha uddhaar! aata tumhee samaja saavajee kinva panjaabee ( othenteek mhanatoy mee, shettee kadale panjaabee naahee ) maagavale tar tya dish madhe padaarth ha telaat budalelaach asanaar na? . kimbahoona saavajee paaya karee/chikan karee var jar telaacha tavang nasel tar tee tumhee khaoo shakaal ka? bare dusaree gosht mhanaje talalele chakalee samosa vagaire haataat gheoon , aapalee koradee botan daakhoon are tyaat tel ajibaat naahee ase mhanoon binadhaast khaanaare ashee pan ek daayateeng vaalyaanchee jamaat aahe.
gharee papee vagaire pan ophis madhe gelyaavar mast paikee kek vagaire cha phadasha paadanaare, kinva ruph top var jaoon khaadaadee karanaare pan kaay daayatars asataat . :)daayateeng vaalyaampaikee ekhaada mitr asala kee to “saavajee chikan, tel kam, tikha kam ” ashee ordar denaar he nakkee. jevaayala basalyaavar tumachya mast testee dish kade baghoon – are baapare kitee tel he.. mhanoon tumachya khaanyaachya aanandaala grahan laavaayala tayaar . asha lokaankade soiskar pane durlaksh karata aale paahije. maajhe vadeel vay varsh 87 kityek varsh sakaalee uthalyaavar ardhee vaatee saajuk tupaat budavoon thevalele chaar khajoor aani kap bhar doodh roj ghyaayache, tyaanchyaakade paahile kee mala khoop dheer yeto -aani mee toop vagaire band karat naahee.hotel madhe sakaalachya brekaphaast baphe chya veles do andeka omalet sirph eg vhaeet ka banao, aur kam tel me .. ase kalakaleene saanganaara ek taree hamakhaas disatoch .proteens sagale eg yello madhe asataat, te vaeet asa samaj ka aahe- he mala taree samajalele naahee. salaamee , sosejes la ajibaat haat na laavata ekhaada maanoos brekaphaast baphe madhe idalee chya stol kade valala kee ha daayat vaala he shapathevar saangaayala mee tayaar aahe. he sagale daayat karanaare tumachya bharalelya dish kade pahaat svatahchya samorache phalan, korn phleks, idalee saarakhe nagany padaarth kase base sampavat asataat.
jevaayala gelyaavar tumhee old mank ghenaar, tar tumache he mitr daayat biar ghenaar. tumhee krispi vhej, matan kabaab vagaire ghenaar tar ghe maatr tumachya dishakade aashaalabhoot panai pahaat aapale samorache sailad aani chana boild khaat basanaar. daayateeng karanai mhanaje svataadan karane he yaanche prinsipal asate. aho ekhaada pis chikanacha ghetala, kinva ekhaad don pis krispee vhej che ghetale tar kaay harakat naahee?? pan naahee, jevanaatalee sagalee maja ghaalavaayachee ha changach yaannee baandhalela asato.are svatah nasel khaayachan nako khaoo, pan aamhaala ka chhalatos re baaba?
kaay chaalate aani kaay naahee yaache kaahee daayateeng karanaaryaanche ek khaas tantr asate. mee jenvha daayateeng karaayacho tenvha maajhe daayateeng rulas hote.. jase jenvha tumhee svayampaak gharaat jaoon dabe ughadata aani tumhaala khaataana konee pahaat naahee, tenvha tya vastoo madhe ajibaat kailaree nasataat.
kichan otya javal baayako bhajee vagaire talat asataanna tyaatalee chaar don bhajee khaallee taree pan tya madhe kailaree nasataat, kaaran baayakochya koments moole tya padaarthaateel kailareej angee laagat naaheet- aani tyaane vajanahee vaadhat naahee..
tumhee jenvha dusarya maanasaasobat khaayala basata, tenvha jar tyaane tumachya peksha jaast khaalle tar , tumachya kailaree kaunt hot naaheet.
aushadh mhanoon ghetalelya goshteemmadhalee kailaree ajibaat kaunt hot naahee, jase vaeen, braindee, kinva khokala jhaala mhanoon ghetalele don peg:) .
sinema pahaayala gelyaavar chijh popakorn ek tab gheoon shejaaree basalelya baayakochya pudhyaat theoon tyaatale aapan khaalle taree pan tyaatalya kailaree kaunt hot naaheet.:)
mulaanchya bredala batar laavanyaasaathee muddaam chamacha ( suree na vaaparata , kaaran bredala laavalyaavar sureela kaaheech chikatoon rahaat naahee na ..) vaaparalyaane tyaala chikatalele batar /jaam /lonache/sos vagaire goshteemmadhe ajibaat kaahee kailaree nasataat.
aso.. maajhya daayateeng var ha lekh naahee:) maajhya olakhee madhale maagachya varshaat ek mitr maran paavale. vayaachya 52 vya arshee strok ne to gela. ha agadee barobar vajan asanaara, tel toop vagaire na khaanaara, asa praanee hota. mala nehemee too nakkee ulathanaar aahes leka, he asech khaat rahaasheel tar mhanoon samaj denaara svatahch gela . :( itakan sagalan paalalan taree pan jar tyaala haart ataik yeoo shakato tar……!! he paahile aani mee daayateengacha naad sodalaay.
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